R-U-L-E-S

Yes, rules.

NO TEENYBOPPERS! Think about it. Teenyboppers crave attention, and acceptance. Black Sheep do not. If I look at your site and it SCREAMS "I love people! Kiss me!" I will NOT accept you.

YOU MUST HAVE A SITE. What the hell would you join for if you didn't have one?

You must have content.

Your site must be in English. Intelligible English. Prove to me that the art of grammar isn't dead.

Please put the code on your page as soon as you push the submit button.

Open mind. We're pretty liberal here.

No "Friends-only" journals. Normal journals or blogs are all right.

No annoying redirects. Just give me the damned address, even if it's five miles long and has it's own zip code.

No mouse trails, MIDI's, or annoying moving backgrounds. I don't want to have seizures while looking at your site.

If I don't email you a letter of acceptance after two weeks, consider yourself rejected. You can always resubmit.

You read this far? Congratulations! You're ready to join.