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Sarah: "Hi everyone! Welcome to Anime Potpourri with Final Fantasy!"
Rufus: "If you're on this stupid site, you must be pretty damned bored."
Sarah: "...Be quiet, Rufus. And this site isn't stupid."
Rufus: "Don't you tell *me* what to do. I'll have you know that I could buy the internet if I wanted to!"
Sarah: *Ignores him* "Anyway, have a look around the site and check out the rambles, they're the main feature!"
Rufus: "And give me money. I want to be the richest man in the world!" *Mutters* "Damn you, Bill Gates...."
Sarah: *Smacks him* "Focus on what you're here to do...help me welcome people."
Rufus: "OW! Hey!! That's harassment in the workplace!"
Sarah: "...You're not getting paid for this, so this isn't the workplace."
Rufus: "What?! Then I'm leaving...I've got better things to do. Like undermine Microsoft." *Pause* "...You didn't hear that."
Sarah: *Sigh* "Anyway, navigation is the drop down menu on the bottom right."
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the FF/Anime guys. I wish I did. Uhm...I really don't own anything. Well, I own this site. So there. DO YOU HEAR ME, SQUARESOFT? I OWN THIS SITE AND *YOU* DO NOT. ... It's rather late and if anyone is reading this...please...just roll your eyes and go to any other section of the site. Anyway, I don't mean to screw around with any copyright infringement or anything like that. So don't sue. I don't even have a lawyer. I have a pen. *Holds up a pen* I mean...if you really want this pen, you could sue me. It *is* a nice pen. Anyway, I'm going off on a tangent. So in short: do not sue me for anything. *Cowers in a corner and pulls a blanket over her head*
My site now boasts the longest and stupidest site disclaimer ever!
Rufus: "...I'm not exactly surprised..." *Pause* "She better not be talking about any of *my* pens." *Narrows eyes*